Published on: 3/18/2010
Stacey of Fortune

He can't hear her over the vacuum.
She stands beside the television,
thoroughly cleaning a square of
carpet.

Reading her and Pat Sajack's lips
he finds:

She loves him,
but he spends
too little on
vowels.

He needs to be
more supportive
of Vanna White's
prize showcase.

They don't visit
her parents
because he keeps
spinning bankrupt.