Published on: 1/6/2014
I think I am pregnant for the following reasons:

1. I have never had sex.
2. After being pregnant for eight months,
There is no baby.
3. The doctor says it's possible.
4. I am not a doctor.
5. I am a child.
6. God always did make strange decisions.
7. Didn't He have sex with Mary?
8. Maybe He had sex with me, apparently with Him
You feel nothing.
9. People don't like the truth.
10. They'd rather I be pregnant
Than starving.